magicconchshell:

is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep 

(via borinq)

assiest:

2 life vests left on the titanic

this one’s for me.. this one’s for my homies who died tonight *tosses into ocean*

(via borinq)

strifeandslash:

safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet) 

(via borinq)

foodtrucker:

i’m in a ton of mutual follows with super cool people that I never talk to

(via borinq)

getoffmybloghoe:

it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order

(via borinq)

yeah you jumped from space and that’s cool and all but one time i jumped off the swingset when i was going really high

(Source: darrynek, via borinq)

bekn:

in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone 

(via triplebaconcheeseburgers)

• Person: hey have you read any good books lately?
• Me: are you ready for this conversation