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phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

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poopflow:

if u have good cheekbones aND good eyebrows fuck u

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ericrileyy:


Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.

This always makes me happy.
neatpotatoes:

love you too mom

surprisebitch:

so i have a friend and he just had sex then he said that when he was about to release, he pulled out of the girl and he quite panicked and there was a potted plant beside the couch so he went there and came onto the plant

ever since then, we call him “fertilizer man”

(Source: surprisebitch, via jennifer-barri)

pocahontes:

It’s all fun and games until you find out the 16 year old in your favourite TV show is 28 in real life.

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emkaymlp:

The new Smash Bros. game is gonna be amazing!
bananawrackspurts:

are these fall out boy songs

aromanticmami:

head shoulders memes and toes

(via jennifer-barri)

digimoron:

SO I WAS GETTING ON THE BUS TODAY AND TO GUIDE MYSELF I GRAB THE SEATS BUT I MISSED AND GRABBED THE TOP OF THIS LIL MIDDLE SCHOOLERS HEAD LIKE A CLAW MACHINE

HE CRIED

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